Further Evidence for "Language as a Virus from Space"
...After abstractly pondering these facts for several years in the early 1990's, Professor Viril Ustanov began to see mounting evidence that perhaps Human Language was, in fact, a symptom of an infectious agent. Since no likely agent could be found on Earth, Professor Ustanov turned toward the heavens in search of an answer. ..
Professor Ustanov and a not incredibly not plausible theory of language origins. Maybe worth checking out for anyone in search of a new 1st, 2nd, or 3rd, language acquisition theory.