If I were a hoax eskimo...
Our New Heavenite readers probably noticed that yesterday's snow was quite unsual, not only from someone coming from the tropics. Americans and an European used to snow confirmed me, so now I can blame someone else if I look silly.
I know that there are several names for different types of snow in English, especially if you practice snowboarding, but I wonder whether there is a name for that glistening snow. So here comes another contest. If you were a hoax eskimo, how would you call this type of snow? Entries will be accepted in English, any language of the Eskimo-Aleut family or Icelandic (the last one must be in a full sentence with respective syntactic analysis).
* For our non-linguiist readers, the eskimo snow hoax is explained in this book by Geoffrey Pullum.